Archi's really mature!

[Max Rambone]

Next thing you're gonna tell me is there isn't a Taco Bell on every corner in Mexico.



~archi

[GUARD!AN]

I wonder how many KFC's are in Kentucky...

[jaw4]

jkb, im gonna start taunting you every time i kill u

[Max Rambone]

Dudes think in-game taunts are rude, but calling dudes 'niggerfaggot' is cool.

I figured this was as an appropriate spot to put these as any:

First up....today's pug that trk totally raged on me because I was in his way...

You'll have to wait until about 4 minutes in to our defense for it...

I do get in his way, accidentally, but he gets the field up and stands on it before berating me in chat.....only to let a lando through while doing so:

http://www.jkasiege.com/archi/demo0153.zip

And here is the one from the other day that you might find interesting....

I like how the Padawan says "Did turkey get rcon?"

LOL

http://www.jkasiege.com/archi/demo0115.dm_26

(Ya, didn't zip that one, but it doesn't make a ton of difference, tbh. )

OH, and also notice I DO NOT have mines out when I come around the corner to get spammed by trk.

It's toward the end of the first round when I come as demo through the caves to the infirmary.

Enjoy.

~archi

[Turky]

Dudes think in-game taunts are rude, but calling dudes 'niggerfaggot' is cool.

I figured this was as an appropriate spot to put these as any:

First up....today's pug that trk totally raged on me because I was in his way...

You'll have to wait until about 4 minutes in to our defense for it...

I do get in his way, accidentally, but he gets the field up and stands on it before berating me in chat.....only to let a lando through while doing so:

http://www.jkasiege.com/archi/demo0153.zip

And here is the one from the other day that you might find interesting....

I like how the Padawan says "Did turkey get rcon?"

LOL

http://www.jkasiege.com/archi/demo0115.dm_26

(Ya, didn't zip that one, but it doesn't make a ton of difference, tbh. )

OH, and also notice I DO NOT have mines out when I come around the corner to get spammed by trk.

It's toward the end of the first round when I come as demo through the caves to the infirmary.

Enjoy.

~archi

The point is that you acted as a deterrent to your own team, allowing the lando to sneak right behind me moments after I laid the shield. Nice job distracting me. You were the root of the problem, just because you don't think it was your fault doesn't mean it wasn't.

If you're not going to be in vent with us for more expedient communication on matters such as this, then you must compensate by being extra aware of your surroundings. I was literally yelling "MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE" in vent, too bad you weren't there to hear me and the most that I could have hoped was for jakab to relay the message to your worshipfulness in teamchat while I proceeded in my futile attempt to lay a shield. Obviously such was not the case here, I was so busy trying to get past your fat ass that I couldn't exactly concentrate on someone getting past the shield right after I got done panicking over your obliviousness to the video game. Dudes always bitch at me for jewing shields, so I can't please everyone at once... pretty sure I'd have seen the lando if I had a clear path to lay a shield a solid 5 seconds before. Why didn't you kill the lando, anyway? Wouldn't have had to chat to you either, if you'd just move your ass to vent.

But of course, you're too good to vent with us. So quit putting the responsibility on me for that, since it would have avoided this whole problem altogether, kthx.

Now get down off the high horse, plz.

ps: so so sorry that my memory is not as good as the 0's and 1's on your hard drive (very suz). I don't spam like you do... I'm pretty sure you started spamming bunker spawns on offense with no prior provocation, back in the day... for all I know you still do. I always hear jakab say "they have an archi" when someone spams our spawn. So very very very sorry though Archi, next time I will make a point to let you kill me while I'm switching weapons from mines to something more honorable and allow you to win the video game. Great strategy.

[Max Rambone]

I've come to a conclusion....

You are actually insane.

Anyways, I'd be delighted to get on vent with pretty much anyone but you skid-marks.

Still kinda amazed how dudes think one exploit (rushing, /kill, yaw) is better than another (spam, spec-join, lift-lame.)

One time it's in the game like EA, but others it's lame.

I know dudes are tired of hearing me talk about ETQW, but someone got smart...

A) You can't rush obj unless the defense is just terrible. The defense has plenty of time after the last obj to spawn and get set for an initial attack.

B) Yaw useless without sabers.

C) You will get banned on most servers for self-killing to avoid getting 'maxxed.'

D) None of the weapons can really be spammed.

E) There aren't any lifts to be spammed.....most places have the Quake 'jump' things.

F) Not sure if anyone has 'classhax' or spec binds, but never seen it.

So, I apologize to you guys who's feelings get really hurt when I don't play up to your standards, but If I were to go through my old rax jorises and pick out every mistake you guys made, I would be a really old man before I was done.

~archi

[Laser]

bitching over mistakes and stupid stuff... you should probably both give it a rest

[Turky]

Dude still preaching about etqw.

If I were to go through my old rax jorises and pick out every mistake you guys made, I would be a really old man before I was done.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/frequency

Still kinda amazed how dudes think one exploit (rushing, /kill, yaw) is better than another (spam, spec-join, lift-lame.)

You are actually insane.

How ironic.

Anyway...

I'm pretty sure you started spamming bunker spawns on offense with no prior provocation

So very very very sorry Archi, next time I will make a point to let you kill me while I'm switching weapons from mines to something more honorable and allow you to win the video game. Great strategy.

How ironic.

[Max Rambone]

bitching over mistakes and stupid stuff... you should probably both give it a rest

I'm not the one bitching...and, ya, I forgot it was turkey.

I just posted the rax jorises for posterity.

~archi

[Roflraptor]