Slang - please translate.

[Colones]

Hey,
I used to visit jkasiege.com frequently and sometimes I have trouble with understanding the vocabulary used by users. I mean slang, shortcuts, etc
Please translate, develop your opinion, the most important and yet most interesting, funniest expressions.

Skip "wtf" because I think everybody here knows what's going on.

[Kain]

This kid needs the Siege Dictionary

[Colones]

I'd like to be a kid again:)

[Turquoise Dragon]

ROFLMAOSHIDMTAROMS - Rolling on floor laughing my ass off so hard I dropped my taco and rolled on my sombrero

Only one you need to know.

General stuff
balls - golan alt fire
line mines - primary fire trip mines, with the laser trip line
ruptor - disruptor sniper rifle
demp - the electric gun jans have
yaw - that fast spiining move with sabers
wh - wallhack

As for siege stuff:

Hoth:
cc - command center (last obj)
slant - one of the small, slanted consoles in the cc
glass - BREAK THE DAMN BUNKER GLASS so jans can shoot out
long - long route to cc
short - short route to cc

Desert:
des - the map
left - left wall
right -right wall
fluffy/fluffeh - the rancor
falcon - millenium falcon
tower - the place where the falcon shields are deactivated

Korriban:
kor - the map
korrispam - mines thrown on kor, probably the only place it's borderline accepted

All the stuff that readily comes to mind. Other than the Siege Dictionary, of course.

[Ramshi]

I think he means stuff like YOLO, fgt, etc.

YOLO = you obviously lack originality
fgt = fa***t
fk = f**k
dbag = do****bag
sob = sonofab***h
smd = suck my ...
csb = cool story bro

What did i forget?

[Turquoise Dragon]

I think he means stuff like YOLO, fgt, etc.

YOLO = you obviously lack originality
fgt = fa***t
fk = f**k
dbag = do****bag
sob = sonofab***h
smd = suck my ...
csb = cool story bro

What did i forget?

Oh.....Well, my first one still applies, at least.

[Magyk]

tesh = jan
manatee = god
yews = yews

[Ramshi]

tesh = jan
manatee = god
yews = yews

owned

[Magyk]

LOL my bad.

tesh = tech
manatee = god
yews = use

[Ramshi]

You should be ashamed, that was almost as bad as console's.

excuse my ignorance as well as my playing abillities,
but

Why is it tesh and not tesh ?