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Re: ATTN: All reborn boss Knight: reborn boss Academy Siege players

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:09 pm
by Max Rambone
Seriously...

If he were actually getting laid, he wouldn't be the way he is in-game.

:)

~archi

Re: ATTN: All reborn boss Knight: reborn boss Academy Siege players

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:51 pm
by Duo
you guys have smaller penises than me, i also own 37 automatic shotguns and drive 3 expensive sportcars and 5 hummers simultaneously, i can drink 9 times as much as any of you, i have done every drug known to man while benchpressing 90,000 pounds, and have fucked 3947 women

Re: ATTN: All reborn boss Knight: reborn boss Academy Siege players

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:17 am
by Beeper!!!
Duo wrote:you guys have smaller penises than me, i also own 37 automatic shotguns and drive 3 expensive sportcars and 5 hummers simultaneously, i can drink 9 times as much as any of you, i have done every drug known to man while benchpressing 90,000 pounds, and have fucked 3947 women
um...
Image

I can see her stretch marks...

no, srsly. :mrgreen:

Re: ATTN: All reborn boss Knight: reborn boss Academy Siege players

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:08 am
by Kerafym
Duo wrote:you guys have smaller penises than me, i also own 37 automatic shotguns and drive 3 expensive sportcars and 5 hummers simultaneously, i can drink 9 times as much as any of you, i have done every drug known to man while benchpressing 90,000 pounds, and have fucked 3947 women
You forgot that you really like violence, blood, making people cry, nascar, hunting, and watching arabs get shot. You wish we would just nuke every single country not the USA and hate mexykans because they're stealing our jobs. You drive a really big vehicle that guzzles gasoline because it makes you feel like a big manly man. Oh, yeah, and you can fit a roll of dimes in the cleft of your chin.

Re: ATTN: All reborn boss Knight: reborn boss Academy Siege players

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:54 am
by Saberdude
Kerafym wrote:
Duo wrote:you guys have smaller penises than me, i also own 37 automatic shotguns and drive 3 expensive sportcars and 5 hummers simultaneously, i can drink 9 times as much as any of you, i have done every drug known to man while benchpressing 90,000 pounds, and have fucked 3947 women
You forgot that you really like violence, blood, making people cry, nascar, hunting, and watching arabs get shot. You wish we would just nuke every single country not the USA and hate mexykans because they're stealing our jobs. You drive a really big vehicle that guzzles gasoline because it makes you feel like a big manly man. Oh, yeah, and you can fit a roll of dimes in the cleft of your chin.
Kera yews ur Lightning-bolt!!!

Re: ATTN: All reborn boss Knight: reborn boss Academy Siege players

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:18 am
by Max Rambone
Duo wrote:fucked 3947 women
Wilt Chamberlain is not impressed.

~archi

Re: ATTN: All reborn boss Knight: reborn boss Academy Siege players

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:43 pm
by tens0r
Duo wrote:and have fucked 3947 women
Gene Simmons has you beat.

Re: ATTN: All reborn boss Knight: reborn boss Academy Siege players

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:37 pm
by Laser
hey hey I wanna be a rockstar!!!

Re: ATTN: All reborn boss Knight: reborn boss Academy Siege players

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:46 pm
by Turky
Kerafym wrote:
Duo wrote:you guys have smaller penises than me, i also own 37 automatic shotguns and drive 3 expensive sportcars and 5 hummers simultaneously, i can drink 9 times as much as any of you, i have done every drug known to man while benchpressing 90,000 pounds, and have fucked 3947 women
You forgot that you really like violence, blood, making people cry, nascar, hunting, and watching arabs get shot. You wish we would just nuke every single country not the USA and hate mexykans because they're stealing our jobs. You drive a really big vehicle that guzzles gasoline because it makes you feel like a big manly man. Oh, yeah, and you can fit a roll of dimes in the cleft of your chin.
i know karate, tae bo, and tae kwon do, i play the electric guitar, bass, and drums simultaneously, i can maintain a nonenhanced erection longer than you, my daddy is so rich you can't afford to live within 50 miles of me, and...

and and...

I CAN FLICK A FLY OFF MY HORSE'S EAR, WITHOUT BREAKING THE RHYTHM OF ITS STRIDE.

Re: ATTN: All reborn boss Knight: reborn boss Academy Siege players

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:29 pm
by tens0r
Turky wrote:my daddy is so rich you can't afford to live within 50 miles of me
awb?