Twilight.

Post by **CAUTELA** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:23 pm

TWIGLITH IS HOWT THE NEW 1 JKB IS SO HOWT IM LIKE OMFG HES ALL LIKE BLACK AND STUFF AND HE HAS MUKSLES AND HES LIKE ooOOOOH MY godoowwwwwd OMFG!!!!! I WANTT TO EAT SUSHI OFF HIS NAKED WEENER BCUS HE MAKE ME HOT AND BRB MASTURBATING..............................................................................OK DONE BUT ANYWAY HE IS SO HOWT I AM ALL INTO HIM AND IF I EMET HIM IN THE REAL WORLD ROAD RULES CHALLANGE I WOULD BE LIKE SUP GUY CAN I HAVE SUCK YOUR DICK I WILL BE EXPLODER BRRRRRRRRRR OK??!?

THE FAMPIRE IS GAY THO HE LIKES TO TOUCH HIMSELF RLY FAST ND CUZ HES LIKE SUPER STRONG N STUFF HIS GERLFREIDN THE UNGLYY WHORE CANT PLS HIM CUZ HES SO GOOD AT TOCHING HIMSELF HES VRY GOD AT IT CUZ HIS ARMO GOES UP DONW UP DOWN UDPOW DOWN UP DOWN DUP DOWN UP DOWN VERY VERY FAST WERE TALKING LIKE 30000 MILES PER HOUR U P AND DOWN AND HE HAS TO yews A LOT OF LUBE AND THEN HE JACULATES 400 MILES AWAY AND IT LANDS IN A GIRLS PANTS AND SHE PREGNANT AND SHE LIKE "WTF" IM A VIRGIN AND THATS HOW JESUS WAS BORN.

THNX 4 LISTENING

Post by **Magyk** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:26 pm

Ultra Bump.
But I seriously just learned the other day that there's a scene in the 4th book (Don't know the name.) Where Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his teeth.

Fucked.
Up.

Post by Aries* » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:59 pm

Lol i wonder if they'll put that in the last film?

fyi - i hate twilight surprisingly

Post by **Turky** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:07 pm

CAUTELA wrote:TWIGLITH IS HOWT THE NEW 1 JKB IS SO HOWT IM LIKE OMFG HES ALL LIKE BLACK AND STUFF AND HE HAS MUKSLES AND HES LIKE ooOOOOH MY godoowwwwwd OMFG!!!!! I WANTT TO EAT SUSHI OFF HIS NAKED WEENER BCUS HE MAKE ME HOT AND BRB MASTURBATING..............................................................................OK DONE BUT ANYWAY HE IS SO HOWT I AM ALL INTO HIM AND IF I EMET HIM IN THE REAL WORLD ROAD RULES CHALLANGE I WOULD BE LIKE SUP GUY CAN I HAVE SUCK YOUR DICK I WILL BE EXPLODER BRRRRRRRRRR OK??!?

THE FAMPIRE IS GAY THO HE LIKES TO TOUCH HIMSELF RLY FAST ND CUZ HES LIKE SUPER STRONG N STUFF HIS GERLFREIDN THE UNGLYY WHORE CANT PLS HIM CUZ HES SO GOOD AT TOCHING HIMSELF HES VRY GOD AT IT CUZ HIS ARMO GOES UP DONW UP DOWN UDPOW DOWN UP DOWN DUP DOWN UP DOWN VERY VERY FAST WERE TALKING LIKE 30000 MILES PER HOUR U P AND DOWN AND HE HAS TO yews A LOT OF LUBE AND THEN HE JACULATES 400 MILES AWAY AND IT LANDS IN A GIRLS PANTS AND SHE PREGNANT AND SHE LIKE "WTF" IM A VIRGIN AND THATS HOW JESUS WAS BORN.

THNX 4 LISTENING

Seems I missed this one.

rofl.

Post by **xilnar** » Wed Oct 23, 2024 7:49 pm

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