I have fixed the issue, from now on posts will have signatures at the end as they once were.
However, long story short I derped while trying to debug the issue (turns out I just accidentally disabled them at one point) and hardcoded a few values around signatures in the files and I am unable to retroactively go back and insert signatures into all posts since around early May, without risking the loss of those posts.
Something tells me you guys will find a way to cope with that one caveat after a few trips to therapy, and everyone can rest easy knowing your beloved signatures are back
GUARD!AN –noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.
And I don't feel any need for signatures on old posts, so I guess I saved both the trip and the money.
Bob: The Danes aren't a major world power, don't particularly hate us to the extent of suicide bombers, and provide no major benefit; therefore we don't pay them much attention. Kerafym: Did Yoda just try to make fun of my grammar?
wat?