100,000 Push Up Club

[Magyk]

I do 100 a day with Turkey's mom on my back, the extra 500lbs really helps build muscle faster.

[tuomas.]

^ holy crap magyk

[Kerafym]

Isn't Turkey's mom like asian or something.

500 lbs is at least 7 asians.

[Max Rambone]

I do 5000 push-ups a day with my penis.

After I do 5000 curls and 5000 power-cleans....

in the snow...uphill....both ways.

~archi

[Kerafym]

I do 5000 push-ups a day with my penis.

After I do 5000 curls and 5000 power-cleans....

in the snow...uphill....both ways.

~archi

What's a cock push up?

[Magyk]

I do 5000 push-ups a day with my penis.

After I do 5000 curls and 5000 power-cleans....

in the snow...uphill....both ways.

~archi

What's a cock push up?

What's a cock push up? A cock push up, my friend, is where you lay on your stomach and lift yourself off the ground with nothin' but your boner.

[Roflraptor]

I do 5000 push-ups a day with my penis.

Difficulty keeping it up then?

[Turky]

Isn't Turkey's mom like asian or something.

500 lbs is at least 7 asians.

my mom is a white cracker you dumbass

[Magyk]

I'll just leave this here..

[Max Rambone]

I was pretty sure that the chink was on the fraternal side....just didn't want to get scolded....being Alzheimery and all.

~archi