ATTN: All reborn boss Knight: reborn boss Academy Siege players

[Max Rambone]

Seriously...

If he were actually getting laid, he wouldn't be the way he is in-game.



~archi

[Duo]

you guys have smaller penises than me, i also own 37 automatic shotguns and drive 3 expensive sportcars and 5 hummers simultaneously, i can drink 9 times as much as any of you, i have done every drug known to man while benchpressing 90,000 pounds, and have fucked 3947 women

[Beeper!!!]

you guys have smaller penises than me, i also own 37 automatic shotguns and drive 3 expensive sportcars and 5 hummers simultaneously, i can drink 9 times as much as any of you, i have done every drug known to man while benchpressing 90,000 pounds, and have fucked 3947 women

um...


I can see her stretch marks...

no, srsly.

[Kerafym]

you guys have smaller penises than me, i also own 37 automatic shotguns and drive 3 expensive sportcars and 5 hummers simultaneously, i can drink 9 times as much as any of you, i have done every drug known to man while benchpressing 90,000 pounds, and have fucked 3947 women

You forgot that you really like violence, blood, making people cry, nascar, hunting, and watching arabs get shot. You wish we would just nuke every single country not the USA and hate mexykans because they're stealing our jobs. You drive a really big vehicle that guzzles gasoline because it makes you feel like a big manly man. Oh, yeah, and you can fit a roll of dimes in the cleft of your chin.

[Saberdude]

you guys have smaller penises than me, i also own 37 automatic shotguns and drive 3 expensive sportcars and 5 hummers simultaneously, i can drink 9 times as much as any of you, i have done every drug known to man while benchpressing 90,000 pounds, and have fucked 3947 women

You forgot that you really like violence, blood, making people cry, nascar, hunting, and watching arabs get shot. You wish we would just nuke every single country not the USA and hate mexykans because they're stealing our jobs. You drive a really big vehicle that guzzles gasoline because it makes you feel like a big manly man. Oh, yeah, and you can fit a roll of dimes in the cleft of your chin.

Kera yews ur Lightning-bolt!!!

[Max Rambone]

fucked 3947 women

Wilt Chamberlain is not impressed.

~archi

[tens0r]

and have fucked 3947 women

Gene Simmons has you beat.

[Laser]

hey hey I wanna be a rockstar!!!

[Turky]

you guys have smaller penises than me, i also own 37 automatic shotguns and drive 3 expensive sportcars and 5 hummers simultaneously, i can drink 9 times as much as any of you, i have done every drug known to man while benchpressing 90,000 pounds, and have fucked 3947 women

You forgot that you really like violence, blood, making people cry, nascar, hunting, and watching arabs get shot. You wish we would just nuke every single country not the USA and hate mexykans because they're stealing our jobs. You drive a really big vehicle that guzzles gasoline because it makes you feel like a big manly man. Oh, yeah, and you can fit a roll of dimes in the cleft of your chin.

i know karate, tae bo, and tae kwon do, i play the electric guitar, bass, and drums simultaneously, i can maintain a nonenhanced erection longer than you, my daddy is so rich you can't afford to live within 50 miles of me, and...

and and...

I CAN FLICK A FLY OFF MY HORSE'S EAR, WITHOUT BREAKING THE RHYTHM OF ITS STRIDE.

[tens0r]

my daddy is so rich you can't afford to live within 50 miles of me

awb?