The Poor Taste Humour Thread

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"What do you call one black on the moon?
A problem.

What do you call a hundred blacks on the moon?
Problems.

What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
Problem solved!"

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why cant helen keller drive?

because she's a woman.
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Darth_Wayne wrote:why cant helen keller drive?

because she's a woman.
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This thread is such epic win
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how do you stop a baby from drowning?

take your boot off its head
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Darth_Wayne wrote:why cant helen keller drive?

because she's a woman.
*Kicks in the balls >;*

Now you can't talk in a deep voice bitch :evil:
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pretty sure i still can.
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